{"product_id":"ringmaster-of-the-shit-show-tea-towel","title":"RINGMASTER OF THE SHIT SHOW TEA TOWEL","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMeet the tea towel that pulls no punches and dries your dishes with pure attitude. Equal parts practical and passive-aggressive, it’s here to help you clean up life’s little messes while throwing side-eye at anyone who dares to overcook the pasta or leave crumbs on your counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe all know the kitchen can be a circus, but you got this. You're the ringmaster, after all. You're twirling plates, slinging servings AND keeping you're ducks in a row! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMeasures 53 x 71cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BLUE Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48349229646039,"sku":null,"price":27.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1224\/3846\/files\/TTRINGMASTER.webp?v=1772758580","url":"https:\/\/www.hummingbirdtheshop.com.au\/products\/ringmaster-of-the-shit-show-tea-towel","provider":"Hummingbird The Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}