DON'T TRY TO FUCK WITH US OLD FOLK. WE KNOW SHIT MAGNET

Small in size. Massive in personality.

This cheeky little magnet is here to add a dash of sass to your fridge, locker, or any unsuspecting metal surface. Equal parts hilarious and slightly inappropriate (in the best way), it’s the kind of piece that gets a laugh every time someone reads it… and maybe a raised eyebrow from the in-laws.

Perfect for gifting, collecting, or just keeping for yourself because, frankly, it speaks your truth better than you ever could.

Why you’ll love it:

• Bold, rude (but very funny) statement
• Strong magnet that actually sticks — unlike some people
• Perfect for fridges, office spaces, or passive-aggressive messaging
• Guaranteed conversation starter
• Great gift for friends with a sense of humour

Because sometimes politeness is overrated… and magnets shouldn’t be boring.